This is the conversation that happened between my Mom, Dad, Brother and I on our way home from church this past Sunday. Only our family. And maybe I’m the only one who will find this humorous.
Mom: So Grandpa e-mailed me a link for the two of you, it’s some dating site that Glenn Beck recommended or maybe it was Rush Limbaugh
Me: Yes, those are two people I would definitely take dating advice from.
Zach: Yeah, not really looking to meet anyone right now. It will happen when it happens.
Dad: Exactly, but maybe you should consider fishing in some other ponds Zach.
Zach: Dad I’m not gay.
Dad: That’s not what I meant.
Me: You fish in cesspools Zach.
Me: No C-E-S-S-P-O-O-L-S
Zach: What is that?
Dad: It’s just dirty, smelly, scummy water
Zach: I don’t fish in dirty waters.